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Unofficial - Deleted Scene from The Sweet Sixteen Party


*Crono tears his eyes away from Bowser who, as usual, is annoying everyone at the party and looks over to Cloud and his growing stack of empty beer bottles.*

Crono: Cloud, aren't you going to do something about Bowser?

*Cloud finishes off his 56th bottle of Sierra Nevada and looks over at Crono*

Cloud: Whay? Doesh he have another beer? I could useh another beer. Where ish the waitresh?

Crono: No, I'm talking about your girlfriend.

Cloud: She'sh not my girlfriend. *Cloud awkwardly leans over to drunkenly nudge Crono in an effort which almost topples him into Crono's lap.* "At leash, nhot yet. Heeheehee."

Crono (trying not to gag from the beer stench rolling off Cloud): No, not the waitress. Aeris, remember?

*A look of confusion passes over Cloud's face.*

Cloud: Who?

(Sighing to himself) Crono: Aeris. Your girlfriend. Came over with you for the contest. Dresses in red and sells flowers. Uses magic as well as a staff.

Cloud: She can handle a sthaff if you know what I mean. Heeheehee. *Lolling his head from side to side* Shay, where is Aerish anyway?

Link (who was developing a tic in his left eye from watching Cloud down enouch alcohol to put Ganon out of commission): I gotta agree with Crono. This is really cold the way you're acting. You should rescue Aeris so the two of you can spend some time together BEFORE I RIP YOUR SOULS OUT OF YOUR PATHETIC MORTAL BODIES!!

*Crono looks over at Link who seems to suddenly hide what looks like a mask under the table*

Crono: What?

Link (Wide-eyed innocence): I said we should go save Aeris.

Crono: Right. Anyway. (Grabs Cloud's head and turns his face toward him.) Focus, Cloud. The three of us at this table possess far more power than anything Bowser can deal with. All we have to do is find the... (Cloud suddenly lurches forward and leans over Crono's lap) WHAT THE ****? I just had the Rainbow polished, you *******!

*Cloud wipes vomit off his chin with his sleeve and stares at the table*

Cloud: Oh man, I think they undercooked that baby.

*Cloud's head hits the table.*

*Link looks over at Crono's nauseated expression.*

Link: Maybe we'll talk about this tomorrow. (Flags a waitress.) Miss, we're going to need a lot of club soda over here.

Meanwhile, over at the poker table, Snake was winning another hand.

Snake: Full House. Aces over nines.

Tommy (throwing down his cards in disgust): I can't ******* believe it. I thought you used up all your luck fighting that ******* echidna. Man, when he

Snake (interrupting Tommy): Yeah, it was a tough manuever but, fortunately, I had my

Mario (chiming in): Mama Mia! I have never seen one so big! As soon-a as you pulled that-a out, I knew it was-a all-a over for-a Knuckles!

Samus (quietly): I don't think any of us will ever forget that battle.

Tommy: Yeah. I feel sorry for anyone who didn't see that fight.




Today's Author: ThePyreThatBurns
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