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Joke Fic - <|0|_||) vs. |}0\/\/53®Cloud and Bowser stood out in the center of the arena. The crowd was dead silent, as the two warriors prepared for combat. Bowser yelled out to Cloud, "Prepare to be PWNED!!!!!! GWAHOHOHOHO!!!!!" Cloud responded in kind, "That's Owned, moron!" Bowser shook with rage, "How dare you correct my spelling, Baby Bowser, get him." To everyone's suprise a small version of Bowser popped out onto the field. "Yeah, I'm gonna pwn you," he said in an adorable high pitched voice. Then he charged at Cloud, and started attacking. Cloud easily dodged all of the miniature Bowser's attacks. "Hahaha, you idiots, you should know a baby can never defeat me, and thats own," Cloud laughed at the Bowsers. Then with out even a shred of remorse Cloud picked up Baby Bowser and ate him. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" roared Bowser. "You baby-eater!!!!" "Now it's time to finish you once and for all," said Cloud. He held up his sword and yelled out, "Knights of the Round!!!!!!" Suddenly 13 knights appeared in a row, and began to.............SING. *music starts in background* We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table, Our show are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragm a looooooot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot. Then all the Knights put their arms on each others shoulder's and began to can-can. Slowly they moved towards Bowser until they kicked him. Bowser flew out of the ring and off into the horizon. "Pwned," said Cloud. The End? Back |