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Joke Fic - Pansy Elf-Boy vs. Dark Sorceror of Uber-1337nessPansy Elf-Boy vs. Dark Sorceror of Uber-1337ness, Aeon Azuran "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!" The dark, well-hung magician's cry reverberated in his head. Stupid sexy Magus! I wish I had that kind of comfort and protection...oh no, my ****ing tights are bunching up again! He continued to squirm in fits of itchy rage as the match began. Magus couldn't stop laughing at how utterly pathetic his opponent was. I mean, let's face it, nobody can touch the sheer, ridiclous levels of awesomeness Magus oozes from his every orifice. Least of all some elf-wannabe who posed less of a threat to him then moldy cottage cheese. I sure hope he doesn't start prancing around with honey dew and frolicking amongst the gumdrop trees...then I'd be really screwed, thought the almighty necromancer as his laughter grew to insane levels. Unable to contain himself, he finally keeled over. "TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE...COUGHCOUGHHACK!" And with that, he died of suffocation. LINK WINS! Magus proceeded to resurrect himself, walk over to Link, and poke him once. The Hero of Time's lifeless body instantly collapsed. MAGUS WINS! Aftermath: "Forbidden Love Part II" "Ooooooh, Magus!" squealed Zelda in ecstacy. "You're sooooo much better than my last boyfriend..." Suddenly enraged readers of the Fanfiction Project swooped down and interrupted the erotic scene. "Follow the poll results, dammit!," they shouted at the author in unison. The author glanced at Magus and nodded his head once. Magus obliterated them all with a wave of his pinky finger, then turned back to Zelda. "You better have some extra hearts baby, cause my endurance stat is through the roof!" *scene deleted* Back |