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Joke Fic - Crono vs Kefka: Forbidden Love Part I: Dancing Mad with Passion


Crono's blade shimmered in the sun, sparkling like the sweat on an olympic gymnast. His muscles bulged in his tight blue tunic.

"My, what a big sword you have. Who does your hair? I like the boner effect."

Kefka was staring him down with a hungry expression. The evil man had all his makeup on again-Crono forced himself to look away. His heart was pounding. He felt his bloodlust rise. He couldn't hold himself back any longer.

Kefka giggled at him. "Silly boy! You'll get what's coming to you!"

Crono leaped forward with abandon. He heard Kefka scream out to the gods as he thrust his sword into him for the first time, trying to ignore the man's ripped clothes. In and out, in and out his blade went, vigorously entering and exiting the man's flesh. Kefka and Crono raised their hands at the same time and released a tremendous explosion of energy.

Kefka lay flat on the ground, moaning and groaning. Crono had a sudden urge to smoke a cigarette.

Kefka raised a hand, trying to grab onto him, but Crono kicked him aside. "Call me."

"But..."

"Nah. All's fair in love and war."




Today's Author: BigCow
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