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Joke Fic - G@n0nd0r|< vs /\/\@g|_|$Ganondorf slid into the arena, like a well lubricated mighty morphin power ranger. He laughed, and the sound shook Magus to the souls of his nagahide boots. "Don't trust him," his boots whispered. "Just because he laughs doesn't mean he's a nice guy." Ganondorf wasted no more time. His insane cackle turned into insane babble. "OMGWTHBBQ! I'LL PWN J00!" Magus lost no time in retorting. "N00B! YOUR MOM HOWLED LIKE A BLACK WIND LAST NIGHT!" "OMG MY VTES ARE STUFFED!" "OMG UR PNTS ARE STUFED!" "OMG ITS TRU!" Magus leaped up into the air with a primal scream. "D0RK MATTER!" The spell rocked Ganondorf's world. "OMGOMGOMGOMG" Ganondorf howled in pain. "FALCON PUNCH!" Magus dodged a ridiculously oversized fist. "HA HA UR JUST A FALCON RECOULUR!" "UR JUST VEGETA WIH LES SPNDEX!" "OMGOMG! DIE!" Consumed by his rage, Magus gave Ganondorf the ever loving smack down. Magus looked down on Ganon's charred corpse, marveling at the destruction he had caused, without even really trying. It was so damn cool to be him. "OMG R0@$+ P1G!" Back |