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Tryout Fic 16: CATS vs SamusSAmus strutted out onto the battlefield, obviously nervous about the great CATS and his unstoppable army. She wondered whether she could live up to teh title "one woman Army", especcialy against a great force of nature who had previously torn through opponents such as link and cloud. CATS however was thinking about things beyond this match, perhaps even beyond this mockery of an existince he was somehow condemned to play along with. He was ambitious, he wanted more than life could possibly award him. But he knew in the back of his mind that he could only take what they gave him, and he felt obligated to crush his opponent, some little space traveling girl who didn't have any idea what she was getting into. Before he knew it, CATS was on the battlefield. The crowd roared with approval, even his former enemies came to respect him. And all in instant, the underpaid announcer rang his bell to start the brutality. Samus was quick, you couldn't doubt that. She instantly fired her trademark missle in an attempt to apply pressure, make the great CATS at least try to win. CATS saw it as a brave little kamikaze, but bravery would not save the doomed hunter now. He didn't move for the blast, movement was wasted energy. He simply let it amuse him, now he viewed it as a celebration firework. CATS got a flare of excitement in him and said "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME" "HAHAHHHHAHAHAAA" That spelled the end for samus, she crumpled at the frightening taunt, and the computer in her head sensed it too, for it flashed in huge red letters only she could see, "WARNING: GRAMMATICAL ERROR HAS OCCURED" CATS kept talking in a godly mannner, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO CATS" Samus started running around, the voices in her head driving her insane. She started screamingbut she coulden't even hear it over the stupidcomuter embedded in her skull, not to mention CATS's crazed glorious qoutes. To the audience, she was running around grasping her ears for no reason and screaming loudly. she ripped off her helmet but she could still hear the error, no, terror in her brain. She eventually fell to her knees as blood started to pour out of her ears uncontrollably, then her head exploded completely. Samus was defeated by a man who hadn't even touched her. Next Back |