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June 6th, 2003Samus and Fox walked into the food service area of the training facility. They had recently had their daily competition on target practice, and once again, Fox had been beaten. Samus's ray guns just were more precision oriented than a blaster. Most of the characters were already in the food area. Kirby, being too small to know any better, dived into the food laid out before him, swallowing it all. Kirby was so hungry, that he also accidently turned his huge inhalation of everything in front of him to the aisle that went right by his table, and by some chance, happened to swallow Tingle. Since Kirby gained the powers of whatever he swallowed, he was granting with Tingle's powers... A really annoying voice, bad dress sense, and the ability to sell maps very badly. Luckily, Kirby exhaled, and got rid of Tingle's powers, before too long, and before the extremely gullible Tidus bought the "valuble" maps that had been created. But Tingle was gone, and all that remained was a little star that slowly faded away. No one was sad. Meanwhile, Fox and Samus sat down in the only two availble seats. It is obvious why they were so availible, because they were right across the table from CATS. "How are you gentlemen?" Said CATS, as the bounty hunter and the pilot sat down. Samus groaned. "CATS... How many times do I have to tell you? I am not a man! I'm a woman!" Immediately, at this semtence, the ears of many GameFAQs users perked up, and immediately turned to their search engines, looking for hentai. "What you say?" Responded CATS to Samus's statement. Samus could only shake her head. "Whatever." It so happened that Squall was not too far away, as he was going down Samus's aisle on the way to the training center. "My line..." He whispered in her ear, as he walked past. CATS was not someone that the majority of the people in the competition enjoyed being around. No one could ever understand what he was saying. They just remembered his first meeting with Cloud... The two had shaken hands. Cloud had nodded his head, and mumbled courtesies. CATS answered, "You are on your way to destruction." The spike-haired man was puzzled. He scratched his head, wondering what the hell CATS had meant. "You have no chance to survive make your time." Overloaded by the bad grammar, Cloud just ran away, to the laughter of all of the people assembled. CATS had an answer for them, though. "You laughing??? Ha ha ha ha. All your base are belong to us, fools." And CATS had left. He was a real oddity. Next Entry Back |