GCB Fanfics: The Fanfiction Project

June 5th, 2003


The current rage among the contestants was target practice.

The contests varied on how they would break those targets. Some, such as Mega Man, Zero, and Master Chief, preferred to fire guns at the targets. Others sparred with the targets, and with other competitors, and Pikachu and Aeris simply sent magic blasts at theirs.

But two characters just weren't fitting in.

First, there was Captain Olimar. Sure, he had a large amount of Pikmin, surprisingly vicious creatures, at his disposal. However, unfortunately for him, he was up against Mario, and Mario had done his homework.

It was going to be a quick strike or nothing for Olimar.

Olimar had enlisted the help of a person who could likely help him out in this respect. The only problem was, Ganondorf didn't come cheap.

"So, flower man... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You want me to use my fire and water spells on your Pikmin, right? You want them to try and dodge it, eh?

Olimar nodded. The man never spoke, as he kept his face behind a helmet at all times, but Olimar kept one of the most extensive diaries of anyone. His journals were each entries that took almost an hour a day for the little alien, and that's where you found out what he was thinking.

Ganondorf smirked. This would be as easy as taking over Hyrule...

The pikmin rushed at Ganondorf. True to his word, Ganondorf whispered a few words and fire started coming out of his hands, right at the Pikmin.

Olimar hoped and prayed. If this worked, he might have a chance after all.

It didn't work. With their lack of brains, the pikmin rushed backwards from the fire, trying to outrun it instead of dodge it. It didn't work. Only the red Pikmin survived, as the other 2/3 of Olimar's force was incinarated by flame.

Ganondorf burst into laughter as a hurt Olimar just walked away, head bent, with his 33 remaining Pikmin following.

"Ouch. That guy's screwed."

Meanwhile, AiAi the monkey was practicing his skills... or shall I say skill? The monkey was only good for one thing... Rolling a ball around.

And the Master Sword was unforgiving to glass balls.

Currently, Isaac, the hero of Golden Sun, was sparring with AiAi. AiAi had avoided being hit so far, but it was obvious that the battle was very one-sided. One hit to either side would finish things, but there was a problem... AiAi had to get close to the warrior first. isaac said little as he repeatedly jumped out of the way of the monkey's slow movements.

If this fight covered a long distance, AiAi would be unstoppable. However, accelerating is necessary, and in the ring, the monkey can't do that. So it was a real crapshoot for the monkey... He couldn't win, but his opponent could lose.

But Isaac didn't lose. AiAi worked his way into a corner, and before he could turn around, Isaac's sword rained down on his glass ball, and the ball shattered.

"Hee hee hee ha ha ha HEE ha!!!"

"Sorry about that," said Isaac. "You have a backup?"

The monkey nodded, but looked crestfallen. If he had lost to Isaac, how could he beat Link?

The two underdogs had not had a good day.




Today's Author: Sir Bormun
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