| GCB Fanfics: Vs. Mode |
Vs. Mode - Mega Man vs. Resetti"Welcome back!" Lucca said. "We're here on Vs. Mode for the end of round one. I'm Lucca, and this is Brock...Brock stop that" "Zelda...Lara...both left...ohh..." Brock sniffed, blowing his nose into a kleenex. "Well, Brock is busy overreacting, so I'll start the introductions for the next match" Lucca continued. "First we have MegaMan. He's a blue robot who can fight quite well. He absolutely crushed Ms. Pac-Man and Serious Sam last year, before falling to Sephiroth, just barely. And we have Mr. Sonny Resetti. He knows how to yell at people, but can his yelling stop MegaMan? We'll see" "We also have a...sniff...specialty match today" Brock said. "Well, MegaMan was kind enough to give Resetti an advantage by getting rid of the ring" Several Machoke, large, muscular Pokémon, were moving the ring in large pieces, stone by stone. "Resetti's tunneling skills could help him there. And here it goes!" Music played by K.K. Slider sounded throughout the arena. Fans seemed to enjoy the guitar work of K.K. Western. Out of the ground emerged an angry-looking mole with a pickax. There was mild applause for him. "No applause for old Resetti, huh?" Resetti asked, crossing his short arms. Another theme played, but it was drowned out by massive amounts of cheering and applause. The Blue Bomber, MegaMan, walked out into the ring, smiling as he did. "And it's MegaMan, probably the robot who can" Lucca announced. "Does Resetti have what it takes to match up to MegaMan?" Resetti looked at MegaMan angrily. He had met with MegaMan earlier, and the robot had just brushed him off. Resetti began to talk. "Oh here we go. You again, huh? I shoulda known that YOU would think I was weak? I just had the feeling about you. Overconfidence is ROBOT nature, you know? Listen, you think you're gonna win every time but one day you're gonna LOSE! You think this is a GAME?! Well, all right, it is a game, sort of, but games got rules. And they got consequences...hey something funny to you? What am I doin' over here, stand-up? You see an applause sign up in here? Look, don't make me have to tell you this again. I'm serious. It ain't like I enjoy these little talks, little boy. Next time I gotta tell you this, I'm gonna be wearing my angry hat. And lemme tell you, it's one ugly hat! Trust me on this one. When I get my motor running, you're gonna be down for a while! Don't you dare underestimate me again, because in two minutes, it's going to be an underestimated mole kickin' your sorry butt!" MegaMan smirked. "Ah, just wait until I beat you and make my heroic win" MegaMan turned and walked towards the other end of the ring, making the crowd laugh. Mr. Resetti growled angrily. "YOU! Where do you think you're goin'? Huh? Lemme ask you something. What did you just do? Yes, I am talkin' to you!" "Whadda ya mean?" Asked MegaMan. A vein began to throb in Resetti's forehead. "What do I mean? What do I mean?! You tryin' to be FUNNY?! I'm talking about YOU walkin' away! Listen to me, MegaMan. You think you can fool me? You're foolin' yourself. It ain't gonna happen. See, it's like this, all right? Whenever you walk away, it jsut makes me mad. And my veins throb and it hurts my brain! Now, don't get me wrong. I understand you ROBOTS make mistakes. It's robotic or somethin'. Maybe you're not feelin' yoursself. I don't know and I don't care. What I DO want is for you to do me a favor. Yeah, do me a favor and ask this one question. Pray tell, can you just brush off anything in your world? You can't, huh? Of course not. That would be stupid. Not being able to do things over again? That's...called life, and you best get used to it" "It's just a fight...don't make such a big deal out of it!" "What? What was that? "It's just a fight"?! "Dont make such a big deal out of it"?! THAT's what I'm talkin' about! Your attitude! It STINKS! "It's just a fight. Waaah!" What is that? I'll tell you what it is. It's pathetic. You oughta be ashamed. Huh? What's that? Speak up, ya over-cocky jerk! You tellin' me you never said that at all? Hpmh. All right. Maybe I had some dirt in my ears. Forget about it. Let's move on. Lemme just give you some examples of what I'm talkin' about, okay? And make sure you PAY ATTENTION!" MegaMan nearly fell over at this yell. "Doing things like overestimating your skills over and over just to make yourself look good...? Sound familiar? MegaMan, this is just the kind of jveline and disgustin' style of fighting that we, as in me, the fighters, and even Bort and Lucca over there" "It's BROCK!" "--want you to avoid. Where's the satisfaction in makin' people feel bad for your gain? Take everythin' as it comes. In its own time. Enjoy it all. That's noble. That's graceful. And it's a whole lot easier to do in this fight than it is in normal lefe, lemme tell you! Sigh. I bet you're askin' yourself, "How much longer is this guy gonna go on?" You are, aren't you?! Huh? Ahhh, whatever. Attention span of a flea, that's what you got. All this jawin' tired me out, anyway. I'm gonna let you go for now, anyway. BUT, you gotta promise me, no more. I'm serious here. Doing that to me again is completley OFF-LIMITS! Oh yeah, one last thing: TAKE A BATH! You got it? Now...SCRAM!" "I'll make you scram..." MegaMan growled. Ref-Bot floated to the middle of the ring. "Player one, ready?" "We're ready!" MegaMan and Resetti yelled at the same time. "Three...two...one...GO!" "Okay, time to do this!" MegaMan rushed through the air at Resetti. Resetti ducked under the ground quickly, leaving MegaMan to miss a shot from his blaster. MegaMan stopped and looked around, just as Resetti leapt up and drove his axe into MegaMan. MegaMan gave a yell as Resetti pulled MegaMan underground. "Wow, Resetti pulls MegaMan down" Lucca announced. "Luckily there are cameras below the ground, to give us a view on our TV here to give you full updates!" The two were in what seemed to be a cave. A well-crafted cave underneath the stadium, no doubt built by Mr. Resetti. The two had a place to fight now. Resetti grinned. "Okay MegaMan, I'm only giving you five seconds, see? I've dealt with your kind before. Robots. What are they good for? I can take them out like that. You're going down quick and easy, see? So many people attacked me before and I can take 'em all down. I may be tiny, but I sure can fight. And when you're underground, you can't take me. You're a sitting duck. And I've taken my toll and ducks in the past. *FLASHBACK* Resetti handed Tom Nook a coupon. "I have a coupon for plant seeds. That nice duck gave it to me" Resetti pointed outside, where Webber the Duck was standing. "Um, this ticket is expired! Ho ho ho ho ho!" Tom laughed. Resetti turned around angrily to look at Webber. "You bastard!" Webber gasped as Resetti jumped out the window and slammed him to the ground. He began to punch him in the face several times. Webber retaliated with several punches and pushed Resetti back, then proceeded to punch him back into the store. Webber leapt in and dashed at Resetti, who quickly threw a table up, leaving Webber to run right into it. Resetti leapt at him again and punched him several times. Webber exchanged the punches, and the two made their way out of the store still in fight. Webber grabbed Resetti and threw him into the water fountain, then jumped into it after him. Resetti got up and pushed Webber out, then leapt onto him and kicked him several times in the face. Webber angrily began to punch at Resetti, driving him into a tree. Resetti hit Webber with two fast punches, and then followed with a headbutt. Webber looked around and then closed his eyes. "HOW DO YOU LIKE, THAT PUNK?! HUH?! You think it's aaaaall fun and games until you give me a bad coupon! Then you have to pay! You didn't consider that, did you, Webber?! Huh?! Answer me, you dumb duck! Ah, you got what you freaking deserved! Have fun eating the dirt now, ya dirt-eater! You think giving me a bad coupon makes you a big man?! Well, it doesn't! Do like making me look bad?! Well, I doubt you do now, because you ate the floor! You lose, you suck! Now why don't you go blow it out your butt, you stupid loser!" Resetti then jumped off and walked back into the store. "Here's your bells, Nook. You crook" Growled Resetti angrily as he payed Tom Nook the money. *END FLASHBACK* MegaMan blinked. "Uh...interesting. But time to GO!" MegaMan sent a huge blast Resetti's way. The smoke cleared, but Resetti was...on the ceiling? Resetti grinned. "I could tunnel on the ceiling, don't you know?" Resetti grinned. He flew from the top and drove his axe into MegaMan's back. MegaMan gave a yell, and that was all his reaction before Resetti actually managed to slam MegaMan in the head with a punch. MegaMan hit the floor. "And it seems that Resetti is actually...doing good?" Brock was astounded. "He's actually got an advantage over MegaMan here!" MegaMan leapt back and shot a blast, knocking Resetti back. Resetti bounced off the floor a few times as Mega-an came forward again and swung his right foot for a kick that seemed like a punt. Resetti bounced off the walls of the dirt a few times, as MegaMan came at Resetti again and shot several blasts. Resetti dug underground and dodged a few. One flew underneath and hit him in the head. "Ow!" "Resetti seems to be taking to the defensive as MegaMan attacks him head-on" Lucca announced. MegaMan began to power up his Power Buster. Mr. Resetti got up, and quickly let out a high-pitched squeal as the blast was shot towards him. He quickly ducked back underground and began to plot what was going on. "There's only one way that some robot kid can be beating me...he must have...FAIRY GODPARENTS!" Resetti screamed, twitching in five different poses, one for each syllable. "Gotcha!" MegaMan grinned as Resetti had jumped above the ground. "Oh poopie" Resetti said as MegaMan's Power Buster, charged to full power, struck him head on. Mr. Resetti' was heard yelling as he was sent flying across the cave into the distance. "Oh, and already Mr. Resetti was sent flying!" Lucca said. "That had to hurt" Ref-Bot floated down below the ground and over to Resetti. Resetti got to his feet quickly though. "I'm up, I'm up!" MegaMan grinned. "See ya" He held up his buster arm and shot into the air. With that, he leapt above the ground. Resetti angrily growled and drove his pickax into the top to pull half of him above ground. "Hey what are you--" Resetti looked up as MegaMan's buster arm now had a mallet coming out of it. MegaMan began to pound Resetti in the head with it. "Oh...he's playing whack-a-mole?" Lucca seemed confused at this, as she and Brock wore rather sour expressions. "Either way, MegaMan seems to be winning" "Oh, that is it!" Resetti growled. Another mallet hit. "Ow...NOW SAY GOODBYE!" MegaMan swung his mallet again, as Resetti jumped out. It collided with the ground, spraying dirt into his face. Resetti grinned and leapt back, onto MegaMan's shoulders. He held his axe towards MegaMan's back. "What are you doing?!" Yelled MegaMan. "It's time you lose!" Resetti said. "I got some information from a guy named Serious Sam that YOU have a self-destruct switch!" Resetti quickly drove his pickax into MegaMan's back, grinning. He then struck twice more, and a white glow surrounded MegaMan. "And Resetti has driven his axe into MegaMan! What could this glow mean?" Asked Brock. There was a massive explosion throughout the arena, rocking the stands and everything else. Brock and Lucca ducked for cover as things fell due to the explosion. Lucca looked up. "Is...is that it? Did MegaMan explode?" The smoke cleared, and on the ground was an arm, a leg, a buster...what was left of MegaMan. Resetti was on the ground, out cold. MegaMan's two legs then sprung up, and MegaMan's head began to speak. "I'm up!" "Uh...how is this gonna be called?" Asked Lucca, blinking. "MegaMan's technically on his feet, so...Ref-Bot" "MegaMan stands, while Resetti does not" Ref-Bot announced. "The winner: MegaMan" "Whoa, that was...odd" Lucca said. "But MegaMan manages to advance to round two to face Zelda!" "I guess we're going to have to get some experts to put him back together in time for round two" Brock suggested. "Otherwise we may be in a predicament" "We'll think about it when it comes time to. Well, that's it for today! Tomorrow round two begins as Link and Fox McCloud face off against each other. Which one of these will win? Join us in about an hour for an exclusive interview with Dr. Wily. Until then, for Vs. Mode, I'm Lucca" "And I'm Brock. See ya!" Next Entry Back |