GCB Fanfics: Vs. Mode

Vs. Mode - Bowser vs. Ness


"We're back, as we get set for the third match of the night." The classic castle theme from Super Mario Brothers plays as Bowser enters the stadium to a hearty shower of boos. "A long-time enemy of Mario, The King of Koopas was reportedly bitter about his snub from last year's GCB, and he plans to take out his frustration tonight on his first opponent," Brock says.

Bowser licks his paw and smoothes out his orange hair as the Onett theme from Earthbound signals Ness' arrival. "Another newcomer to the GCB, Ness is a boy with some serious PSI powers and a big bat to boot! Can the power of the mind defeat raw physical strength?" Ness hops up and takes a few practice swings with his Legendary Bat. "What's your take on the battle, Brock?"

"Giant mutant turtle against a boy with strange powers? I say that Ness definitely has a chance against Bowser, if only for the fact that Bowser has failed to beat Mario how many times now?"

"Probably more than what we even think we know. Let's go to Ref-Bot!"

"Players, to your positions. Player 1, ready?"

"Ready!" Bowser growls.

"Player 2, ready?"

"Ready!" Ness enthusiastically says.

"Combatants ready. Raise force barriers. Match 11, Bowser vs. Ness. 3, 2, 1... fight!"

"Power's on; game's started! Ness starts off with PSI Rockin Beta! Bowser flinches from the attack, but he recovers by withdrawing into a Whirling Fortress and slamming right into Ness!"

"Bowser now uses his Fire Breath, giving Ness a bath in flames. Ness counters by socking Bowser in the jaw with a Combat Yo-Yo! The boy presses his advantage and smacks Bowser hard with the bat! Those weapons may be toys, but in the hands of Ness, they can bring some serious pain."

"And Bowser is furious! The Koopa King leaps up and lands with a shockwave that temporarily paralyzes Ness. Bowser charges with speed unheard of for something that big and rakes the boy with a Koopa Klaw! The king is not done as he follows up with another Whirling Fortress. Ness is really getting the tar beat out of him."

"Bowser grabs the falling Ness, sets him on the ground, and body slams him! This is getting brutal, folks. Ness is not moving at all as Ref-Bot starts to count."

"Wait, Bowser is leaping up and- NO! BOWSER BOMB! Right on to an unconscious Ness! That monster is cruelly laughing as Ref-Bot gives him a scolding for that unethical move." Lucca shakes her head. "And it matters not as Ness is out of this tournament."

"Winner: Bowser."

The King of Koopas lets out a mighty roar of triumph before he has to retreat to the locker rooms to escape the crowd's wrath of thrown food and drinks. "We'll take a break to let both you and us recover from this gross display. Last match of the night, coming up."




Today's Author: GunMage
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