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Tryout Fic 14: Village


Vyse was never the one to pick a fight, he held the honor code of the blue rouges afterall. But if there was one thing he could not stand, it was the likes of Duke Nukem. Not even tommy vercetti was THAT rude to women. Not only was he rude, but his ego was three sizes too big.

"Stop messing with her Duke!" yelled Vyse, at the gunman who was trying to flirt a little with Jill Valentine, one of the few female contestants in the tournament.

"Hey, if the babe doesn't want me to talk to her.." he began, as he got pistol whipped where the sun doesn't shine.

"Damn, that hurts" he said, as he crouched, and walked away in complete pain.

"I don't need your help" said Jill Valentine.

"But it's the code of the blue rouges to help a damsel in distress"

"Do I look distressed" asked Jill

"Well not anymore, but hey! I was a big help!"

Jill just walked away. Yet another girl who paid no attention to him. All the girls here were tough. Not to say the ones on Arcadia weren't tough. Aika was enough to handle on her own, and Fina could get pretty rough when she wanted to. But they were also friendly. Aika thought of Vyse as a partner, and Fina would think of him as a good friend- maybe more.

Vyse was really just absolutely bored though. There wasn't much for him to do. The Fighting wouldn't begin anytime soon, and training wasn't something vyse felt he had to do. Not yet anyhow.

Just then, a very feminine scream was heard. "I better go help!" thought vyse.

As he got there, he saw the menacing Luca Blight, torturing Lara Croft. Lady Croft, as she liked to be called, but often she wasn't much of a lady. more of a tomboy actually, but she didn't care. But she wasn't enough to take the likes of Luca Blight.

"Squeal like a pig! Do it now!" yelled Luca, in a fit of Rage.

"Let her go now!" shouted vyse at the evil prince.

"What? Do you think a maggot like you can take on the likes of me?"

"Of course" nodded vyse.

"and so could I!" shouted another pirate like voice.

"Who are you" asked Vyse

"I am Guybrush, mighty pirate, and you are?" asked Guybrush.

"I'm Vyse, an Air pirate"

"Well I believe we have a cow to take care of"

"A cow?" questioned the prince of highland

"Yes, I do believe that you fight like one" retorted guybrush.

"Fool, do you realize who you are messing with?" asked Luca. "I am the great Luca Blight, prince of highland..."

and then he stopped, and cringed in pain, as Lara Crofts leg had knocked into Lucas side, and nearly crippled him.

Vyse and Guybrush just laughed.

"I won't forget this you ungreatful maggots! you will rue the day you messed with Luca Blight!"

Luca left, embarassed at being beaten by a girl.

"Well that takes care of that" said Vyse

"Hey, you want to see something awesome?" asked Guybrush

"Sure" answered vyse, and they headed off to this cavern.

Once inside, they came upon this gigantic treasure chest. It was about the size of two normal chests, and it was golden, with a silver keylock on it.

"Too bad it's impossible to open..." muttered Guybrush

"Impossible is just a word you use to make yourself feel better when you fail" replied Vyse. "nothings impossible!"

"Well this might just be" said guybrush. He was in a worse mood than he usually was, perhaps out of frustration. Perhaps because he wasn't home. Or perhaps, he didn't want to let Vyse know the real him. Whatever it was, he just wasn't himself.

They exited the cave, wondering what contents the treasure may contain. A tournament official was wondering around, and he gave an evil look toward vyse and guybrush. As if they weren't supposed to be there.

"Whatevers in that chest must be awful important" said guybrush. "That guy thinks he's so tough, I'm sure I'd make bananas out of him!"

"bananas?" questioned Vyse.

"Of course!" replied Guybrush, seemingly more like himself now.

The two of them left, but the dark cloaked official remained in front of the cave.

Nearby, Sephiroth walked around, carrying something in his hands. He walked towards the cave, and spoke.

"Whatever is in that chest the pirates seek... it will be mine" he replied.

Holding the object in his hand, almost looking humanistic.

"isn't that right, mother"



Magus vs Luca Blight


An aura of darkness had filled the arena, as flames flickered on one side of the arena, revealing a shadowy figure that was none other that Magus Zeal himself.

"The weak strive to become weaker- who will be my next victim!" said magus with a snarl.

The aura of darkness grew heavier, as everyone watching could feel the presence of true evil. On the other side of Magus, stood a man, not a man, but a beast of a man. Luca Blight.

"Die pig die!" was the only thing to come out of his mouth, and Luca slashed his sword into Magus's side.

Magus quickly responded with a spell of Dark matter. Luca blights body flinched in pain, and agony.

"It took thousands to kill me, do you think you, a worthless pig is up to the task?"

Luca cast a fire spell, and slashed into Magus once again. Magus, not even flinching, cast another spell of dark matter. This time, Lucas body flinched more.

"Now you've done it!" said Luca, as he charged at the wizard. He slashed into him once more. Magus felt the blade go into his side, and he just threw Luca back.

Magus cast a spell of Fire 2 Lucas way, and then charged at him, and swung his scythe at him. The power of the scythe had penetrated Lucas armor, and Luca Bled.

"Blood. Blood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is great. You've made the great Luca Blight bleed. Now you're going to pay"

Luca quickly jumped to the center of the ring, holding a rune in his hand.

"A gift from Holy Harmonia, beast rune! I beckon your power! Destroy this worthless worm!"

2 golden wolves appeared out of almost nowhere, and started surrounding the Dark Wizard. "Can't you fight your own battles Luca" he asked, as he started battling the golden wolves.

Luca just laughed. "I just do what it takes to win, wheres the fun in losing?"

Magus cast off a few Dark Matters at the golden wolves, but having no effect. Magus quickly tired out, but realized he had one hope left- the rune.

Magus jumped over the wolves, and knocked the rune out of lucas hand, and grabbed it for himself. "Now see what happens when the servants turn on their master!"

"not me you fools! Get him!" cried the prince of highland, as the wolves charged at him. Ripping him part by part, tearing into his body, leaving little armor left. Luca gave two quick slashes into each of the wolves bodies, leaving both on the ground for dead.

"hahahahahahahahahaha, you can't beat me you worthless worm! give up now!" said the mad prince, as he started slowly walking towards magus. "Get down on your knees and squeal like a pig if you want to live! Squeal pig! Squeal!"

"Never!" cried magus, as he rushed at luca with scythe in hand, reaching his body, before Luca could reach his. Magus jumped back quickly, and cast a spell of Lightning 2 on Luca, keeping him from charging at him once more.

"You think you're so smart! Well it's about time you learned that nothing beats Pure power! Not even Leon Silverberg! Not even you!" Luca stepped out of the way of the spell, and charged at Magus, sword in hand. The sword ripped through the wizards body, and for perhaps the first time in a very long time, Magus had known what it was like to feel pain.

Magus then vanished from the arena, and nobody, especially not Luca knew where he had went. "Come out and fight you coward!" shouted Luca.

"Gladly" proclaimed magus, as he appeared above Luca, cutting him once again with the scythe. "I think it's time you've learned the power of Magus Zeal".

Magus, now in center ring, poured on a slew of Fire 2, lightning 2, and ice 2, with no stop, finishing off with a dark matter. And Luca still stood, after the bombardment of all of those spells he still stood.

Luca took charge, and once again started attacking the dark wizard. With no sight of stopping, he continued slashing at the wizard, until he was nearly unconscious. And as he stood at the center of the ring, a firefly flew down, and landed in Lucas hand.

"Fireflies..." said luca, looking down at the creature, remembering his previous defeat. The fly lit up the now dark sky, making the dark aura surrounding the arena a little more calmer. Magus, from behind, gave Luca a final cut from his scythe. "The reaper has come, and I"m here to collect the debt!" whispered Magus into Lucas ear.

"Just remember" said Luca, "I am the face of true evil". With what little strength he had left, he grabbed Magus by his neck, and said "You will regret the day you met Luca Blight", and threw him to the ground. "It took thousands to kill me, it will take thousands to compare with my own strength, and you worthless maggot couldn't even make up one of those thousand. You will regret this day forever!" and then Luca fell to the ground, unconscious.

Magus got up, barely surviving the battle, he looked down at Luca, and muttered "I survive another day. Were the world to be destroyed, I'd remain, but was today fate changed forever? or was this my destiny"



Today's Author: Holy Excalibur
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